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Mulder: You never hit a baseball, have you, Scully?

Something from "The Unnatural."

Scully: I've had better things to do than slap a piece of horsehide with a stick.

Mulder: Hello Miss Scully.

Scully: 3rd Warning. Toilet seat.

Mulder: It's good to put my arms around you. Both of them.

Mulder: You wanna' make that honeymoon video now.

Mulder: Tell me you're not afraid. Scully: All right I'm afraid, but it's an irrational fear.

Mulder: Come on, Scully. Get those little legs moving come on.

Mulder: Woman, get back here and make me a sandwich.

Mulder: How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully.

Mulder: Isn't that right, honeybunch? Scully: That's right poopyhead.

Scully: Yesterday morning...when I arrived at work...You were, uh, characteristically exhuberant.

Mulder: Five years together, Scully. You must have seen this coming.

Mulder: I'll build the arc, you gather the animals.

Scully: I'm not going to ask you if you said what I think you just said, because I know that's what you just said.

Mulder: You don't suppose she's a virgin do you? Scully: I doubt she's even a blond.

Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Scully: You know I haven't eaten since 6:00 this morning and all that was was half of a cream chees bagel and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese.

Scully and Mulder talk about dates.

Scully: He had big buck teeth? Mulder: He had a slight overbite. Scully: No, he didn't. And that's significant? How? Mulder: I'm just trying to be thorough.

Scully sings "Joy to the World."

Mulder: Dana! He never even knew your first name. Scully: Are you gonna' interrupt me, or what? Mulder: No, go ahead...Dana.

Mulder: You know you're in here, don't you? Scully: I read a chapter. What does he say? Mulder: Well, let's just say it ends with you doing the naked pretzel with the stranger on a bed on an unfurnished fourth floor apartment.

Padgett: I have to admit to a secret attraction. I'm sorry I didn't include a note explaining that, but you didn't know me then. Scully: And I don't know you now and I don't care to.

Mulder: That's why they put the "i" in FBI.

Padgett: Would you sit and stay a minute? Scully: You don't have anywhere to sit. Padgett: I have what I need. I write at my desk, I sleep in my bed. Scully: You don't eat? Padgett: I live in my head. Scully: Writing your books? Padgett: Yes. Scully: Anything I'd know? Padgett: No, they're all failures.

Scully: Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you. Mulder: Oh, isn't nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully? Scully: Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you. Mulder: Oh, really. I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.

Mulder: Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?

Mulder: You kept me honest. You made me a whole person. I owe you everything. Scully, and you owe me nothing.

Mulder: Scully? Scully: Yes? Mulder: Marry me.

Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked. Scully: Well, maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky.

Mulder: Scully do you think it's too soon to get my own 1-900 number?

Scully: Mean while I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the abroller.

Arthur Dales: If I had had someone as savvy as her by my side all those years ago in The X-Files, I might not have retired.

Cancer man: What is this? Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass.

Mulder: Bambi also has this theory I've never come across. Scully: Who? Mulder: Dr. Baronbam, anyway her theory is? Scully: Her name is Bambi? Mulder: Yeah, both her parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFOs are actually nocturnal insect swarms passing through electrical airfields. Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Mulder: You never draw my bath.

Scully: Why don't I have a desk? Mulder: What do you mean? I always assumed that that was your area. Scully: Back there. Mulder: Ok, so we'll have them send down another desk and there won't be any room to move around here, but we could put them really close together face to face. Maybe we could play some battleship.

Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?

Scully: I identify with Betty's bust line. Mulder: Yes, I do to.

Scully: And you suspect what, Bigfoot? Mulder: Not likely. That's a lot of flannel to be choking down even for Bigfoot.

Mulder: Rugged, manly men, in the full bloom of their manhood. Scully: Right, but what am I looking for? Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely, a boyfriend?

Mulder: Hey Scully, this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?

Frohike: If that's the lovely Agent Scully let her know I've been working out. I'm buff.

Scully: Mulder, if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into catatonic schizophrenia.

Mulder: Hey Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?

Mulder: Dear diary: Today my heart leapt as Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.

Mulder: Scully are you coming on to me?

Scully: I think it's bile. Mulder: Is there anyway I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

David Duchovny on Frasier

Mulder: Don't say I never did nothing for ya'.

Scully: Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man? Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

Mulder: Eenie meanie, chillie beanie, the spirits about to speak.

Mulder: Scully would you think less of me as a man if I told I was kind of excited right now.

Gillian Anderson on Frasier

Scully: Those are the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible. Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.

Scully: Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman.

Scully: If not for which I might never have been so strong now as I cross to face you and look at you incomplete hoping that you will forgive me for not making the rest of the journey with you.

Part of the song "Walkin' in Memphis"

Midget: You'd be surprised to find how many women find my size intriguingly alluring. Mulder: You'd be surprised at how many men do as well.

Scully: Nonsensical, repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness. Mulder: You trying to tell me something.

Scully: Okay, Mulder, but I'm warning you. If this is monkey pee, your on your own.

Mulder: So your refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel.

Mulder: What you may find is that you concentrate on hitting that little ball the rest of the world just fades away. All your everyday nagging concerns, ticking in your biological clock, how you probably couldn't afford that nice new suede coat on a g-woman's salary, how you threw away a promising career in medicine to hunt aliens with a crackpot, albeit brilliant partner getting to the heart of a global conspiracy, your obscenely overdue triple X bill. I'm sorry, Scully.????blast you with problems of mine not yours. Scully: Shut up, Mulder. I'm playing baseball.

Scully: I wish I could say that we're going in circles, but we're not. We're going in an endless line. Two steps forwards and three steps back. While my own life is standing still.

Mulder: All this because I?because I didn't get you a desk. Scully: Not everything is about you Mulder. This is my life. Mulder: Yes, but it's my?

Mulder: I feel, Scully, that you believe you're not ready to go and you've always had the strength of your beliefs. I don't know if my being here will help bring you back, but I'm here.

Holman: I've been envious of men like you my whole life. Based on your physical bearing, I'd assumed you'd be more experienced. You spend everyday with Agent Scully, a beautiful, enchanting woman. You mean you two have never?uh?well I confess I find that shocking. I see how you two gaze at one another.

Langly: Is this your skeptical partner? Frohike: She's hot. Byers: You don't believe that the CIA threatened by a loss of power in funding because of the collapse of the Cold War wouldn't dream of having the old enemy back. Scully: I think you give the government too much credit. I'm the government can't control the deficit and manage crime. What makes you think they can plan and execute such an elaborate conspiracy? Frohike: She is hot.

Mulder: Scully, you're gonna wanna'?you just ran a stop sign back there, Scully. Scully: Shut up, Mulder.

Mulder: You know I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully, but you smell bad.

Mulder: Brought you a present?Superstars of the Superbowls. Scully: I knew that there was a reason to live.

Mulder: You could be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me. Scully: Fox? Mulder: (laughs)I?I even made my parents call me Mulder?Mulder. Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you. Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love. Scully: Must be fate, Mulder? root beer. You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep.

Mulder: Hey, you didn't let me carry you over the threshold.

Clyde: You know there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than auto-erotic asphyxiation. Mulder: Why you telling me that?

Scully: Mulder this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been dead for fifty years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie. Mulder: I won't sit idly by as you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration. Scully: Necessity is the road to invention. Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Scully: Ye drink and may be merry for tomorrow we may die. Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice creamsicle. Scully: (laughs, "No.")

Mulder: What ever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine. Scully: Good, because I put it back in the drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

Mulder: How was the wedding? Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer? Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet? Scully: Maybe.

Scully: Is there any sign of? Mulder: Two small puncture wounds on the neck. Scully: That's not what I was going to ask. Mulder: Too bad we got 'em. Check it out.

Mulder: I don't wanna wrestle.

Scully: There's only my hope that you'll be able to see past this delusion. Mulder: You have to be willing to see. Scully: I wish it were that simple. Mulder: Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn' planet does or ever will. You?re my one in 5 billion.

Frasier Sounds

Season 1 opening.

Season 2 opening.

Season 3 opening.

End credits song.

Niles: That was amazing!

Niles has problems with his necklace.

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